How
to Annoy People in Yahoo Graffiti / 2
I enter another Yahoo! Graffiti chat room and immediately get a turn at drawing:
The amazing thing about
this picture is that the players think I'm serious. I suspect Yahoo!
would not include "fart" in its lexicon of proper English
words. Time to step things up a little...
This is my attempt at
drawing a vagina. This may very well explain why I am still single. I
like everyone's guesses, though: 'weed', 'blunt', bean'. Hating to keep
my new online friends in suspense, I spell it out for them:
I can't draw a vagina
and my handwriting has gone to complete hell. Put the two together and
get the word "VAGIWER". Actually, I do know how to spell...it's just
damn hard to write in Yahoo! Graffiti. Fortunately, four other players
get the clue, and I may very well be the first person in Internet
history to make four people type the word "vagina" simultaneously.
hybrid_osir gives
me a "wtf"; I am happy because I collect them, although I prefer the
larger "WTF" varieties. Player baybeexkay makes a witty
comeback to my declaration of everyone's general suckitude. Also note pixiprnces1
& frutytuti yelling out "VAGIWER".
Well, that's not very
nice. Time to go to another room.